When you think about it, you can never know too much about cats. Who doesn't talk about cats at least 32-37 times a day? In a given conversation I usually reference at least 4-5 cat facts, whether relevant to the topic of conversation, or not.
In all seriousness these cat fact texts are quite FUNNY. And so are the reactions of the receiving individual (aka "cat-fact-victim").
It all started one boring afternoon while Christina and I were looking for something to do. Out of the blue she received a text from one of her humorous friends and relayed our boredom to him. He asked if she had ever heard of "cat facts" and the rest was history. The first victim was Oryan because he was in close proximity and he didn't have the phone number of the texting cat fact friend.
Here is how it started:
whaaaaaat......me?????
The hysterical part about all of this was the fact that Oryan didn't say anything to us for quite a while. He silently kept texting cat facts back telling it to stop, thinking that he did in fact accidentally sign up for such a silly service. Until he showed Christina and said "is this Rachel?" "of course it's not Rachel. She's right here and her phone is over there."
So on cat facts went, texting poor, unsuspecting, Oryan. As soon as we got in the car, Christina asked her friend to start sending more facts so we could see him actually check his phone! But cat fact friend was actually starting to run out of cat facts! He said most people threaten to call the cops by now! Oryan is too patient!
And so we had to start plotting our next cat-fact-victims...
Stay tuned tomorrow for Cat Facts Part Deux, where things really get funny! And Dad, if you're reading this. I'm sorry.
Or am I?
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